Subject: Prison vs Work (Copy from Sarah)

@ PRISON
@ WORK

You
spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

you
spend the majority of your time
In an 6X6 cubicle /office
 

You
get three meals a day fully paid for

 
 you get a break for one meal and
You have to pay for it

You
get time off for good behaviour

you
get more work for
Good behaviour

The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

 
You must often carry a security card
And open all the doors for yourself

You
can watch TV and play games

you
could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

You get
your own toilet

you
have to share the toilet with
Some people who pee on the seat

They
allow your family and friends to visit

you
aren’t even supposed to speak
To your family

All expenses
are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

you
get to pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners

You
spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

you
spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars

You must deal with sadistic wardens



They are called managers


Now get back to work. You’re not getting paid to read this.

Attached Picture: Jail in Austria

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